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1987-09-15
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Ah, The Irishway,the old squeezebox and a veiny bollocknose.
Irish Policechief:"Got away did he? I thought I told you
to cover all exits!!"
Divvy Sergent "Yessir, I didsir, He must have escaped
through one of the entrances"
I once knew an Irishman who tried to write happy birthday on
a cake, but he ruined it putting it into the typewriter!!!
Two Irishmen speeding down the motorway at 100 mph
"Hey" asked the driver, "seen any cops following us?"
"Yup."
"Shit... are his beacons flashing?"
The passenger turned back thought it over and answered
"Yes.. No... Yes... No... Yes...."
How about the paddy who phoned up the camera store and
asked if they hired out flash bulbs.....
Two paddies walking down the street one says to the other
"Hey! Look at that dead bird". His mate looks up in the sky
and says "Err.. Where?"
1st Irishman:Have yer ever read Shakespeare?
2nd Irishman:Nope, who wrote it? LMB kids>>